My mom asked me to compare satellite internet plans for her which I did and then she took it upon herself to call my brother and tell him I wasn’t doing enough to help her out! I know it sounds like I’m just complaining but my brother Paul’s always been the favorite and I’m getting really sick of mom trying to start fights between us. I’ve got a big family and they’ve always felt like I’m not living up to my potential (I’m not psychoanalyzing, they’ve actually told me that) which means they feel like they’re allowed to stir up things between me and my siblings.
I really love having so many relatives but sometimes they’re all up in my personal business and I’m a pretty private person so that just drives me away! I know it’s all just part of our dynamic but it’s probably going to be when pigs fly that I get used to people prying in my life so they can pick it apart, you know what I mean?