I am so not into politics and I rarely post anything here on my personal blog that pertains to politics, but this was just too cute, too clever and way too funny not to share it with some one. The bad thing is that I am one of the worst at telling jokes, usually I can’t remember all the words and screw up the punch line, so folks have learned not to get too excited about any new jokes that I’ve heard. So cutting and pasting a good joke is right up my alley, the only way to fly!
MY DADDY IS A DANCER!
One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up – fireman, mechanic, businessman, salesman… And so forth.
However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, “My father’s an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes to music in front of other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and stay with him all night for money.”
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and took little Justin aside to ask him, “Is that really true about your father?” “No,” the boy said, “He works for the Democratic National Committee and helped to get Obama elected, but it’s too embarrassing to say that in front of the other kids.”